Pee v.s. Pea 的笑話

My son popped into the kitchen while I was cooking dinner and asked me, "Mom, will you like some peas for dinner?"
I thought my five-year-old was playing "the chef" game again, so I went along and said, "Yeah, that would be nice, thank you."
This charming little boy grinned like a clown then said, "Okey dokey, I will go and PEE some for you, Mame."
Off he went to the toilet and left me alone with all sorts of mixed feelings.

大兒子在我準備晚餐的時候，探頭進來廚房問我（用英文），「媽媽，晚餐妳想吃豆子嗎？（Pea）Mom, will you like some peas for dinner?」。

身為好媽媽的我以為他又在玩「開餐廳的遊戲」，所以我就回答，「當然好咯！謝謝你！」

這個可愛的孩子頓時間笑得頂燦爛的，很得意的回答，「Okey dokey, I will go and PEE some for you, Mame. 沒問題的女士，我現在就去Pee一些給你。（Pee與Pea發音相同，但是是指尿尿）」然後，他就去洗手間了。
忽然之間，我五味雜陳。